korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

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mulaneydelray:

Modern Family won? Didn’t Bryan Cranston JUST tell us not to settle for mediocrity?

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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woodwindwielder:

so what you meant was “don’t play” right

woodwindwielder:

so what you meant was “don’t play” right

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basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

(Source: xbox420, via thumbsup4monstermash)

veryunsure:

i love boys with with really strong accents like irish or scottish. i don’t have a clue what they’re saying. i love it. i hate hearing a coherent boy. i don’t actually care about what you have to say.

(Source: buzzedfeed, via sneakingferocity)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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oops i just deleted this and don't feel like writing it again