mulaneydelray:

Modern Family won? Didn’t Bryan Cranston JUST tell us not to settle for mediocrity?

(via allyoumochalattes)

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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(via danish-dino)

woodwindwielder:

so what you meant was “don’t play” right

woodwindwielder:

so what you meant was “don’t play” right

(via jordanconductor)

basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

(Source: xbox420, via thumbsup4rockandroll)

veryunsure:

i love boys with with really strong accents like irish or scottish. i don’t have a clue what they’re saying. i love it. i hate hearing a coherent boy. i don’t actually care about what you have to say.

(Source: buzzedfeed, via sneakingferocity)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via thanatoschained)

starinhercorner:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

Thank you for your time

(Source: martianwitchery, via aeviterna)

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