woodwindwielder:

so what you meant was “don’t play” right

woodwindwielder:

so what you meant was “don’t play” right

(via jordanconductor)

basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

(via thumbsup4rockandroll)

veryunsure:

i love boys with with really strong accents like irish or scottish. i don’t have a clue what they’re saying. i love it. i hate hearing a coherent boy. i don’t actually care about what you have to say.

(Source: buzzedfeed, via sneakingferocity)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via thedeaddog)

starinhercorner:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

Thank you for your time

(via aeviterna)

bookthiefess:

image

Was trying to make a GIF and accidentally reversed it. Honestly, I think it’s better this way.

(Source: imonlyhalfvulcan, via birdwithapeopleface)

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

(via i-believed-in-this-deactivated2)

ashesofhearts:

I had no idea I was a novelist.

ashesofhearts:

I had no idea I was a novelist.

(via cableknitpanties)

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