Taking a mirror selfie with an ipad is a surprisingly challenging operation. Which is why I am frowning instead of smiling by the time I got one that sort of worked. But it was the only camera I had, and I wanted some documentation of how fantastic I look in a tuxedo.

Taking a mirror selfie with an ipad is a surprisingly challenging operation. Which is why I am frowning instead of smiling by the time I got one that sort of worked. But it was the only camera I had, and I wanted some documentation of how fantastic I look in a tuxedo.

Well it took forever, but I finally fed my Awkwardness enough experience points to reach level 20 and evolve into Awkwardon. Now instead of a useless abstract feeling of uncomfort, I can deploy a gigantic fire-breathing turtle-dragon. My conversations should be much more interesting from now on.

So my manual labor job isn’t the most intellectual thing in the world, but holy shit am I good at it. Today I was loading at an average rate of 623 packages per hour. The highest I’ve ever seen anyone else get is around 470. My boss said he once got over 500, but he has never seen anyone even approach 600.

Sorry for the bragging, but if I can’t take pride in my work I will probably go insane from it.

damn my thoughts are devoted to sandwiches.
For comparison to my current hair (which can be seen in the video I just posted), please enjoy this photo from 2008.

For comparison to my current hair (which can be seen in the video I just posted), please enjoy this photo from 2008.

smartorpleasant:

joleebindo replied to your post: OOPS I’M WRITING A FUCKIN…

i was originally going to respond with “songs exist to be written” then i realized songs don’t exist unless they already have been written and i got confused

I got paid an hourly wage today for the first since 2007.

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Science!
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Biology
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Latin
Hayao Miyazaki
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And some other stuff.

Things I've saved for later.