sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

(Source: capturesexual, via sneakingferocity)

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

(via oldfilmsflicker)

What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?

legit-humour:

why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted

(via puddingheadpastry)

shoolisnpals:

weedhitler:

Hey man, check out my band “Sand”.

We’re

post rock

I swear to every God

(via filmsinthedarkofdawn)

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(Source: terrakion, via filmsinthedarkofdawn)

lilsaintdick:

when a clock gets hungry does it go back four seconds

(Source: vvebkinz, via studies-in-ontology)

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

christmascockies:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

my humor is very similar to my cereal

soggy?

actually i was going to say dry and tasteless but yours works too

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via bri-ki)

aoiasahina:

(p + l)(a + n) = pl + pn + la + ln

i foiled your plan

EDIT: Dullsoundofsharpmath pointed out that this is wrong. Here is the corrected version:

(p + l)(a + n) = pa + pn + la + ln

(via danish-dino)

If authors were lovers in the same style as their writing:

toriandrelativedimensionsinspace:

thegestianpoet:

  • Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you
  • Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon
  • Shakespeare would make up positions on the spot but they’d be awesome
  • Doyle would please you once and then complain when you kept asking him to do the same thing over and over again
  • Hemingway would explain in no uncertain terms exactly what he was going to do, and do exactly one very simple act, but goddamn if it wasn’t the best time you’ve had in years anyways
  • Joyce would take FOREVER but eventually satisfy you
  • Rand would make you do all the work yourself
  • Poe would cry 

POE. WOULD. CRY.

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